sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor)

zubat:

Don’t ever try to play that “I have it worse than you do” game with people. Don’t ever try to minimize someone else’s problems or invalidate their feelings just because you or someone else may have it worse. To imply that their problems “aren’t that bad” or their feelings are “irrational” is very insulting and unnecessarily rude. That’s an insensitive, inconsiderate and horrible thing to do to someone. Don’t be that jackass.

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sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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LESSONS I LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES (feel free to add your own!)
Mass Effect:There will always be people telling you the fight is impossible. Fight anyway.
Assassin's Creed:Heroes can come from anywhere.
Fez:Sometimes solving a puzzle only takes looking at it from a different angle.
inFAMOUS:Give people second chances. They might surprise you.
Journey:The road may be long, but you don't have to walk it alone.
Civilization:Not all victories are the same.
Borderlands:Sometimes, you just need to laugh at yourself.
Minecraft:There is no limit to your imagination.
Skyrim:Practice makes perfect.
Pokemon:Friendship can overcome amazing odds.
Katamari Damacy:Even the smallest person can do something great.
Bioshock:Appearances can be deceiving. Even something that appears perfect can have deep flaws.
Dragon Age:Some things can't be changed. What matters is how you adapt to them.
Fallout:Even after the worst disasters, things can be rebuilt.
The Sims:No one man should have all that power.
The Last Of Us:Sometimes redemption comes from the most unexpected places.
Tetris:Do the best you can with what you have.
Portal:If you can't find a way, make your own.
flOw:Adaptation is the key to survival.
LESSONS I LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES (feel free to add your own!)
Mass Effect:There will always be people telling you the fight is impossible. Fight anyway.
Assassin's Creed:Heroes can come from anywhere.
Fez:Sometimes solving a puzzle only takes looking at it from a different angle.
inFAMOUS:Give people second chances. They might surprise you.
Journey:The road may be long, but you don't have to walk it alone.
Civilization:Not all victories are the same.
Borderlands:Sometimes, you just need to laugh at yourself.
Minecraft:There is no limit to your imagination.
Skyrim:Practice makes perfect.
Pokemon:Friendship can overcome amazing odds.
Katamari Damacy:Even the smallest person can do something great.
Bioshock:Appearances can be deceiving. Even something that appears perfect can have deep flaws.
Dragon Age:Some things can't be changed. What matters is how you adapt to them.
Fallout:Even after the worst disasters, things can be rebuilt.
The Sims:No one man should have all that power.
The Last Of Us:Sometimes redemption comes from the most unexpected places.
Tetris:Do the best you can with what you have.
Portal:If you can't find a way, make your own.
flOw:Adaptation is the key to survival.